May 2013
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goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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iseeavoice:
In West Egg, we don’t say “I love you.” We throw lavish parties for years hoping you will walk in the door even though you already have a husband and child. I find that beautiful.
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akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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myskinnylife:
Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, women rights, rape culture, slut shaming, etc, more than school ever had. And there is something wrong with that.
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Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
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so that friend i made in precal
well apparently his name is kevin
and that’s irrelevant
except for the fact that kevin is easier to type than “that guy in precal that …”[[MORE]]
anyways
so
we were taking a quiz in precal
AND NO ONE LEARNED ANYTHING AT ALL
AND OUR GRADES ARE SO BAD
SERIOUSLY
BECAUSE SHE HASN’T TAUGHT US ANYTHING
AND I HATE IT BECAUSE I...
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YES THE SWAN BROTHERS ARE SINGING
HOW COUNTRY FEELS
ONE OF MY FAVORITES
YES
YES
YES
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bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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thesickestjokes:
I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
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theyellowbrickroad:
i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
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When you realize the card you're formatting hasn't...
juncurryahn:
cameraassistants:
HAHAHA omg.
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but wow miley cyrus looked fantastic
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i mean yeah cool taylor swift yay awesome
but her dancing was a little awkward
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Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of...
– Max Lucado (via jspark3000)
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waiqiao:
does exo even care anymore
they’re like
not really taking it seriously anymore
they just don’t fucking care anymore
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psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
– Leo Tolstoy (via momoftw)
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